January 2012
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You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
baaconnn:
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Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery or he would have...
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December 2011
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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Dean through 5x03
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a-contrario-gifs:
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Alternative Ending to The Pool Scene
cptfunk:
psychopathsgetbored:
Moriarty: Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind!
Sherlock: Probably my answer has crossed yours.
-Aims gun at John’s discarded parka-
-Moment of silence-
Sherlock: You made me do this.
-Shoots parka-
-John’s body gradually distorts and morphs into a giant lizard-
-Mariachi band bursts through the door-
-Confetti-
Sounds legit.
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Suzanne Collins wrote fucking Little Bear
mockingjaypatronus:
thesonofflynn:
oh my god
omg what
Omg and Clarissa Explains It All! What.
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kurtspenis:
Hello! We’ve noticed you’re using a browser hack, Missing-E, that can cause serious problems for you and for Tumblr. King Karp has expressed his childish anger at another web developer’s ability to create an extension that is more useful and universally appraised than his website, which is the chewed up ass hole of the usable blogging platform it once was. He orders that you...
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How I see non-British Sherlock fans...
NBSF: Do you know what happens that morning, Sherlock, to you?
Sherlock: Oh, let me guess, I'll be downloaded.
NBSF: Download you? Um, no. Don't be obvious I mean, I'm gonna download you anyway, in the afternoon. I don't want to rush it though. I'm saving it for something special! No no no no no... I'll view you. I will view... the livestream of you.
Sherlock: I've been reliably informed that you won't find one.
NBSF: Oh, but we both know that's not quite true.
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I hate when I start a show I like and it’s like OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THESE FEELS
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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Anonymous asked: A guy that's offering.
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Anonymous asked: If you were randomly offered oral sex(on yourself) would you accept or deny?
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“A much better situation is when you can isolate what the monster is looking for...”
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- Bobby Singer, Bobby Singer’s Guide to Hunting
(via neraiutsuze)
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contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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Me and a co-worker
Him: It's sad that you talk about books like they're real.
Me: It's sad that you don't.
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Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
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